Dear ~Kenab,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when When we skinny dipped in the bathtub in a clown suit and I saw you carve your initials into the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your nose hair clippers but keeping your neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and our friendship is ruined
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore, *s-ymmetryy